The Shorter Facebook Catechism
Brother Hank Balch, fellow Southern seminarian, has posted an amazing blog post about using Facebook as the Christian “Courtbook for Guys“! Here’s an excerpt:
Q 1: What is the chief end of Facebook?
A 1: The chief end of facebook is to find thee a wife.Q 2: How art thee to go about finding thyself a wife?
A 2: Thou shalt search thine own network, and that of thine friend’s, to findest a godly girl who is listed as “single”, or hast no relationship listing at all.Q 3: What shalt thee do once such a girl hast been found?
A 3: Thou, after deciding such a girl is godly, shalt commenceth to poke her.
Read the entire Shorter Facebook Catechism on his Lawn Gospel blog 
