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The Shorter Facebook Catechism

Posted on : 31-08-2007 | By : Alex S. Leung | In : Expletive

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Brother Hank Balch, fellow Southern seminarian, has posted an amazing blog post about using Facebook as the Christian “Courtbook for Guys“! Here’s an excerpt:

Q 1: What is the chief end of Facebook?
A 1: The chief end of facebook is to find thee a wife.

Q 2: How art thee to go about finding thyself a wife?
A 2: Thou shalt search thine own network, and that of thine friend’s, to findest a godly girl who is listed as “single”, or hast no relationship listing at all.

Q 3: What shalt thee do once such a girl hast been found?
A 3: Thou, after deciding such a girl is godly, shalt commenceth to poke her.

Read the entire Shorter Facebook Catechism on his Lawn Gospel blog ;-)

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Hi Sweetson,

How r u? How is your sleep? Do you eat well? I am busy. I need to work tomorrow Friday too. I have been told that I have been changed to regular part time. Not temp from now on. After six months, I am entitled to have benifits.

Call you or talk to you next time.

Love,

Mom

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